Monday, April 28, 2008

Welcome To My Blog


You just can't fix stupid. That phrase is actually posted on our refrigerator, a constant reminder to be better than, well, better than stupid. So it was with some trepidation that I started this blog. If you have ever met me, you are probably aware that I often offer up unsolicited flippant remarks. My wife is constantly following me around, apologizing to everyone in my wake "He really didn't mean that you know..."

So the idea that my random thoughts and musings could be posted on the Internet for ever and ever frightens me. Certainly the FBI could read this and figure out where I am hiding if I ever chose to embezzle money from a multi billion dollar empire and then flee to 1212 Hugo Chavez Blvd. Cabo, Mexico. Attorneys will certainly roll out my blog to show the jury that I am indeed, insane. And a future employer could actually read my Blog and find out that yes, I am rude, crude and in the mood. I've decided that it's a risk I am willing to take.

So sit back and enjoy some time in the fun zone. As you read along, think of how popular you will be with your friends when I announce my candidacy for President of The United States. You'll have a whole blog of stuff to blackmail me with!

11 comments:

Katrina said...

Glad you're here. Hopefully, it will be an impetus to get down some family history too. Kinda, "get all the liars in the same room" kinda history. First jobs, first loves, and how we are REALLY doing as parents.

Mom and dad laughed their butts off today when they asked Matthew what the most memorable part of his GD lesson on "Priesthood Keys," was. He answered without a beat, "It was Benjamin. His primary teacher brought him in to me in the middle of my lesson because he'd pinched his finger in a chair. He sat up front and discovered the buttons to the podium,"

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